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Your Whispering Homunculus—The Sticky End of Those Who Play With Fire

By Richard Pett / June 11, 2025 / Articles, Your Whispering Homunculus

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) “Master.”“Yes, Maggotlooks.”“That jar next to the pickled dwarf eyes—”“The one adjacent to the bladders?”“Yes, master. What is that curious collection […]

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From the Archive: Your Whispering Homunculus—50 Strange Lucky Charms

By Richard Pett / April 22, 2025 / Articles, Your Whispering Homunculus

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) “Quickly, toadlet, I am in desperate need of help!” “Why? What ails my considerable lord?” “I’ve misplaced my lucky

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Your Whispering Homunculus: The Undiscovered Bestiary—Purple Worms, Part Two

By Richard Pett / February 22, 2019 / Articles, Your Whispering Homunculus

“Oh, dear, I’ve just trodden on one.” Continuing our look at rarely encountered purple worms, we come to the letter N…

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Your Whispering Homunculus: The Undiscovered Bestiary—Purple Worms, Part One

By Richard Pett / January 25, 2019 / Articles, Your Whispering Homunculus

“I’m back from the Monster Mart, sluglet. Quickly! Get me the largest jar from the oozery!” “Did you say Monster Mart, master? I thought you said Monster Mart, and that would be just silly. Eurgh, what’s that bag got in it? They look like tiny, slithering violet worms. Hundreds of them.” “Purple worm

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Your Whispering Homunculus: Crooked Characters—Master Jebediah Leam, Part Two

By Richard Pett / December 21, 2018 / Articles, Your Whispering Homunculus

“I think he may have gone, Master. Thank goodness. What was that revolting shambling thing outside?” Crooked Characters are detailed NPCs to slip into your adventures however you wish. Free from class and statistics, they can be used in any fantasy gaming system. Each comes with a detailed description and character motivation for you to

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Your Whispering Homunculus: Crooked Characters—Master Jebediah Leam, Part One

By Richard Pett / November 16, 2018 / Articles, Your Whispering Homunculus

“Close and bolt the door, master! I’ve just seen something terrible staggering up the street outside…” Crooked Characters are detailed NPCs to slip into your adventures however you wish. Free from class and statistics, they can be used in any fantasy gaming system. Each comes with a detailed description and character motivation for you to

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Your Whispering Homunculus: 100 Notable Kobolds, Part Two

By Richard Pett / September 21, 2018 / Articles, Your Whispering Homunculus

“Here he is master. Young Nadger at your service.” “M’nar, Great Master. How may a humble kobold of the bloodline of dragon turtles, so clearly shown by my attire, mighty voice, and bearing, be of assistance to you, my lord?” “Well now, Nadger. I’m having trouble with this squid necromancer…” Continuing our look at peculiarly

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Your Whispering Homunculus: 100 Notable Kobolds, Part One

By Richard Pett / August 17, 2018 / Articles, Your Whispering Homunculus

“Ah, slug, I want you to go into the upper east cellar and fetch Nadger for me.” “Upper east cellar, master. I’ve never been there before, but I happily perform any task you wish however dangerous or menial. Might it be impertinent to ask—since I’ve yet to meet the gent—who Nadger is?” “It is impertinent,

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Your Whispering Homunculus: Crooked Characters—Emilia Bittersweet, Part Two

By Richard Pett / July 20, 2018 / Articles, Your Whispering Homunculus

“Ah, Emilia, or should I call you Sister Ingratia today? Come in. I’ve been expecting you…” Crooked Characters are detailed NPCs to slip into your adventures however you wish. Free from class and statistics, they can be used in any fantasy gaming system, each comes with a detailed description and character motivation for you to

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Your Whispering Homunculus: Crooked Characters—Emilia Bittersweet, Part One

By Richard Pett / June 22, 2018 / Articles, Your Whispering Homunculus

“Master, we have a visitor.” “Good, I’ve been expecting her. I have a little gentle pilfering to commission. Fetch my finest absinthe and then bring me the bottled imps. I’m not entirely sure I can trust this guest…” Crooked Characters are detailed NPCs to slip into your adventures however you wish. Free from class and

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Your Whispering Homunculus: Fifty More Passersby, Part Two

By Richard Pett / May 11, 2018 / Articles, Your Whispering Homunculus

“Are you sure you didn’t just make these up, sluglet?” “Lie to you? Never, master!” Continuing our encounters with more peculiar (and some frankly improbable) NPCs, here are 25 more strange or odd characters your PCs may pass in the street, have a conversation with, or have to interact with to gain some vital clue

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Your Whispering Homunculus: Fifty More Passersby, Part One

By Richard Pett / March 16, 2018 / Articles, Your Whispering Homunculus

“I’m back Master. Task completed.” “You have the fifty I asked for?” “Yes, oh Corpulently Nasaled One, with a note for each and every unusual one of them I met. May I ask why you assigned me this task, master? “No. Now hand the list over, and go and oil the imp.” Those of you

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Your Whispering Homunculus: Curious Locales—The Lean Tree House Gambling Inn and Mistress Smedge’s Seamstery, Part Two

By Richard Pett / February 16, 2018 / Articles, Your Whispering Homunculus

“Anyway slug, stop staring at that picture and empty my chamber pot.” Curious Locales presents quirky locations for GMs to drop into their campaigns. Free of class and level, they can be used in any fantasy RPG system.

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Your Whispering Homunculus: Curious Locales—The Lean Tree House Gambling Inn and Mistress Smedge’s Seamstery, Part One

By Richard Pett / January 12, 2018 / Articles, Your Whispering Homunculus

“Thank you for showing me your private gallery, master. Goodness, that’s an odd picture there.” “Yes, well, Mummy was a three-headed obscenity with alien flutes emerging from her spine at the time, but she got better.” “No, Master, not the family gallery. That one next to them—the one with the odd willow and river-barge merging

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Your Whispering Homunculus: Curious Locales—The Babcock Place, Part Two

By Richard Pett / November 24, 2017 / Articles, Your Whispering Homunculus

“And iron my armoured underthings. I am heading out into the wilds tonight!” “Yes master.” Curious locales are quirky locations for GMs to drop into their campaigns. Free of class and level, they can be used in any fantasy RPG system.

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Your Whispering Homunculus: Curious Locales—The Babcock Place, Part One

By Richard Pett / October 27, 2017 / Articles, Your Whispering Homunculus

“Master, who’s in the portrait?” “Oh her? That’s my distant kin Wholesome Babcock. She’s not pretty is she? I’ve not been to see them for quite some time now, years in fact, but they—keep in touch with me.” “You’ve never mentioned them before, your strangeness.” “And for two good reasons. The first of which is

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