Your Whispering Homunculus: 100 Notable Kobolds, Part Two

“Here he is master. Young Nadger at your service.”
“M’nar, Great Master. How may a humble kobold of the bloodline of dragon turtles, so clearly shown by my attire, mighty voice, and bearing, be of assistance to you, my lord?”
“Well now, Nadger. I’m having trouble with this squid necromancer…”

Continuing our look at peculiarly dressed or mannered or behaving kobolds…

1. Wears a knitted turtle shell
2. Its tail is caught in an enormous mousetrap
3. Drags around a fake mound of painted treasure it periodically sits on
4. Eats chillies constantly and pretends to breathe fire
5. Flaps its arms about like wings and constantly tries to fly while leaping off tall objects
6. Has a curly tail like a pig’s
7. Has a dragon-shaped kite attached to its back
8. Carries four hefty bags with 203 minor traps inside
9. Drags a huge bear-trap around
10. Can’t get out of a very sturdy net
11. Has pathetic stumpy flaccid wings growing from her shoulders
12. Has covered herself in soot thinking it makes her look like a black dragon
13. Is dressed in a pathetic fake pine tree costume
14. Has painted bat’s eyes on the back of her head
15. Has piercings through her scales
16. Has made a fake scorpion sting for his tail
17. Is hidden beneath an enormous horse rug
18. Has a forked tongue
19. Carries a huge trunk with the word “traps” written on it
20. Painted eyes on her tail to make it look like a snake
21. Fashioned its tail with fake suckers to look like a squid’s tentacle
22. Has a hefty metal ball and chain tied around her tail
23. Grips a ceremonial staff made of a dragon bone smeared with pungent divine cheese
24. Wanders about in a human-sized breastplate that acts like a shell
25. Has a ridiculously long tail
26. A dragonfly skitters about her head
27. Has a live toad in his mouth
28. Sharpens her fangs with a file
29. Wears spectacles and reads a book
30. Has eight withered dire rat’s tail attached to its own tail
31. Pushes a large carved wooden green dragon on wheels about
32. Paints her grey scales flaming red to hide her age
33. Wears a crown of clearly fake dragon teeth
34. Wears a crown of human false teeth
35. Rolls a huge stone egg about
36. Has attached dozens of bells to its tail
37. Has a lasso about its neck
38. Wears a goblin-head mask
39. Wanders about with a ladder, a stuffed badger and an inflated pig bladder
40. Has dressed his pet crow up to look like a dragon
41. Has painted “bite me” in Common on its chest
42. To prove her draconic might carries a rock almost as big as she is
43. Wears a ceremonial gown made of the hands of her deceased forefathers and foremothers
44. Has “Petal the Slayer” written on her shield
45. Wears a dog collar
46. Dressed in animal skulls
47. Hides behind a cloak made of bark
48. Wanders about in a barrel with eyeholes
49. Has flippers on the end of his tail
50. Carefully holds the beatific dead vole resplendent in her divine sack

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