“Here he is master. Young Nadger at your service.” “M’nar, Great Master. How may a humble kobold of the bloodline of dragon turtles, so clearly shown by my attire, mighty voice, and bearing, be of assistance to you, my lord?” “Well now, Nadger. I’m having trouble with this squid necromancer…”
Continuing our look at peculiarly dressed or mannered or behaving kobolds…
Wears a knitted turtle shell
Its tail is caught in an enormous mousetrap
Drags around a fake mound of painted treasure it periodically sits on
Eats chillies constantly and pretends to breathe fire
Flaps its arms about like wings and constantly tries to fly while leaping off tall objects
Has a curly tail like a pig’s
Has a dragon-shaped kite attached to its back
Carries four hefty bags with 203 minor traps inside
Drags a huge bear-trap around
Can’t get out of a very sturdy net
Has pathetic stumpy flaccid wings growing from her shoulders
Has covered herself in soot thinking it makes her look like a black dragon
Is dressed in a pathetic fake pine tree costume
Has painted bat’s eyes on the back of her head
Has piercings through her scales
Has made a fake scorpion sting for his tail
Is hidden beneath an enormous horse rug
Has a forked tongue
Carries a huge trunk with the word “traps” written on it
Painted eyes on her tail to make it look like a snake
Fashioned its tail with fake suckers to look like a squid’s tentacle
Has a hefty metal ball and chain tied around her tail
Grips a ceremonial staff made of a dragon bone smeared with pungent divine cheese
Wanders about in a human-sized breastplate that acts like a shell
Has a ridiculously long tail
A dragonfly skitters about her head
Has a live toad in his mouth
Sharpens her fangs with a file
Wears spectacles and reads a book
Has eight withered dire rat’s tail attached to its own tail
Pushes a large carved wooden green dragon on wheels about
Paints her grey scales flaming red to hide her age
Wears a crown of clearly fake dragon teeth
Wears a crown of human false teeth
Rolls a huge stone egg about
Has attached dozens of bells to its tail
Has a lasso about its neck
Wears a goblin-head mask
Wanders about with a ladder, a stuffed badger and an inflated pig bladder
Has dressed his pet crow up to look like a dragon
Has painted “bite me” in Common on its chest
To prove her draconic might carries a rock almost as big as she is
Wears a ceremonial gown made of the hands of her deceased forefathers and foremothers
Has “Petal the Slayer” written on her shield
Wears a dog collar
Dressed in animal skulls
Hides behind a cloak made of bark
Wanders about in a barrel with eyeholes
Has flippers on the end of his tail
Carefully holds the beatific dead vole resplendent in her divine sack
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