Your Whispering Homunculus—One of Many d12 Tables

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) “Toadlet! Lumpling! Grotbag! Curses, where is that damnable creature? Ah, there you are—where the devil have you been lurking?” “Well, Mistr—er Master, I’ve been examining your admirable—possibly unrivalled—collection of...

Your Whispering Homunculus—50 Strange Lucky Charms

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) “Quickly, toadlet, I am in desperate need of help!” “Why? What ails my considerable lord?” “I’ve misplaced my lucky cow’s udder, given to me by a passing monk of the Order of the Turquoise Churn. I’ve had it with me since...

Your Whispering Homunculus—10 Guaranteed Cure-Alls

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) “So, shall we proceed—new, er—menial?” “Indeed, Master—it is Master, isn’t it, not Mistress?” “Ah, the dress. No, it is indeed Master. I’m merely wearing ladies’ clothes today as a mark of respect for our sister witches...

Your Whispering Homunculus – 100 Strange Furnishings

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) Art by Mike Lowe “This the east wing. We’re going to have all this knocked through.” “Impressive, potential master, very impressive.” “So tell me again, er—possible slave, who have you familiared for before?” “Ooo, many...

Your Whispering Homunculus: Treasure of the Pharaohs

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) “Stop! Gah, too late, you selfish imp.” “Master, help! I can’t get this pot off my hand. I was only feeling inside for spiders. Help me remove it, please!” “It is too late, sluglet. Once you’ve placed your hand inside a...

Your Whispering Homunculus: The Gear Gear

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) Art by Mike Lowe “Awaken, slug.” “Master, have pity. I meant no harm. I only cast magic jar as a jest! Please let me out of this beer bottle. It’s very cramped.” “Get used to it, traitorous rat-bride. You’ll be spending a...

Your Whispering Homunculus: Peculiar Relationships

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) Art by Mike Lowe The odd quirks of spending altogether too much time with a familiar or homunculi and the perils thereof… “So, dear master, this is the end. The magic jar is readied, and the spellbook is before me, yet...

Your Whispering Homunculus: Least Guardian Angels

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) “This trotter is hardly a decent replacement for my lovely hand, master.”“Exactly, but it serves a useful purpose. The next time you pry too deeply into things that don’t concern you perhaps you’ll think twice.” “But how...

Your Whispering Homunculus: 100 Strange Pets

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) “Bring it here!” “Bring what here, master?” “I’m not going to argue with you, cockroach, nor engage in tittle-tattle with a creature unable to beat a slug at snap or a hedgehog at cribbage. I’m referring to the thing you...

Your Whispering Homunculus—A Time to Think of Those Less Fortunate, Part 3

A.K.A. Face thy Woe, and Know that thy Woe Has a Name, and that Name Is Kobold . . . Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) The Mouse Trap – A Kobold Adventure Path They know only two things about him—his name and his trade. They call him the Trapmaester, and...

Your Whispering Homunculus—A Time to Think of Those Less Fortunate, Part 2

A.K.A. Face thy Woe, and Know that thy Woe Has a Name, and that Name Is Kobold . . . Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) Koboom!—A Kobold Adventure The Shockdeath tribe is small and little known, but they have a deadly secret. The tribe members have mated...

Your Whispering Homunculus: A Time to Think of Those Less Fortunate

A.K.A. Face thy Woe, and Know that thy Woe Has a Name, and that Name Is Kobold . . . Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) “I hate today.” “Master?” “The celebration, the winter, the festivals. This one I hate more than the others.” “But think how happy...

Your Whispering Homunculus—Nevermore (Part 3)

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) “Our tale is almost at an end, huskface.” “But how does the tale end, master? Do the good ravens win or lose?” “Maybe a little of both, ratkin. Maybe a little of both.” The characters have been charged by their elder to...

Your Whispering Homunculus – Nevermore (Part 2)

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) “Master, is your tale over?” “Cease your interruptions, slug-thing, or I’ll have you toasted over an open fire.” The Gathering Storm The PCs are flying north into the Great Wood, a densely choked forest of incredible age....

Your Whispering Homunculus – Nevermore (Part 1)

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) When the Bough Breaks “For the final time, come down off your perch and sit.” “But, master, the cat’s boils . . .” “. . . Can wait. I want to tell you a story.” This entry and the next entries for Your Whispering...


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