“She’s back again master.” “Who.” “That fat woman with the extra mouth. I bet she likes pies” “Honestly, grotlette, I wish you wouldn’t judge people on so simple a basis. She’s probably an accomplished harpsichord player or something.” “Shall I bring her in?” […]
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