Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.)

“Quickly, toadlet, I am in desperate need of help!”

“Why? What ails my considerable lord?”

“I’ve misplaced my lucky cow’s udder, given to me by a passing monk of the Order of the Turquoise Churn. I’ve had it with me since Rune School. Find it. Find it now or my whole career may be in jeopardy!”

How strange the power of inanimate objects is when they have abilities appointed them.

Luck is a strange bedfellow—some have it in spades, some get none throughout their whole lives. People will do anything to improve their luck, from four-leaf clovers to rabbit’s feet to horseshoes hanging above their thresholds. What might happen, however, when the range of gods, beliefs, and superstitions explode as they would in a fantasy setting?

Well, one possible option is the frankly ridiculous set of lucky charms below. In a world where luck has countless faces for thousands of gods, then that definition of providence may be very broad indeed.

The question might be asked of the GM as to just why these objects are lucky, and what the story behind them is. Is there a burial site of obscure saints currently occupied by a monstrous fire breathing three-headed hill giant who tosses out holy relics like hurled rocks, is there a consummate charlatan at work who is presently endearing herself to the local royal family by proffering fortune tokens, or is it just peasants up to their usual pointless stupidity in assigning any object with good fortune?

And if the mind is willing…

1. A pair of lucky toad lips mounted on a piece of string
2. A lucky leather sole from the left boot of a convicted bugbear warlock
3. A fortune knot made of hag hair
4. A lucky stain said to be the blood of a saint
5. A lucky trio of stirge proboscis firmly stuck into the wooden scalp of a disappointingly obvious ginger wig
6. A dead fortune cuckoo
7. A piece of lucky hard cheese carved to resemble Leffnia, Demigoddess of Minor Good Fortune, Dice, and Honey Badgers
8. The pelvis of Saint Oswald of Threbb
9. A providential hydra-skin corset, set with pictures of crossed humanoid fingers
10. A lucky desiccated turbot, lovingly mounted on a leather thong
11. A lucky rust monster propeller held in green glass
12. A fluky breastplate—much battered, but always intact
13. A miniature depicting Lucky Lady Greevile Strange eating an aubergine
14. Intertwined sticks of lucky seaweed and pasta threaded through a shire horse horseshoe
15. A bag of lucky whelks
16. An extremely fortunate chicken, whose mounted and preserved head proclaims in tiny writing upon its leather and walnut shamrock-shaped mount that it was swallowed by two crocodiles and struck by lightning on the same day and still lived. It is therefore, it asserts, the luckiest chicken in history in the known lands and is signed by a bishop to prove it, who adds that it was delicious
17. Blessed Sister Jessica’s Wimple
18. A lucky matching xorn–pelt glove and scarf set replete with miniature iron number 7s
19. A lucky wicker piglet with a human face
20. A giant cricket’s long jumping leg with the words “fortune to she who bears me” written on the side in henna
21. A large chest filled with keys of all sizes
22. A sawdust-stuffed frog held in its own purse made of hamster skin with three keys tied to it
23. A lucky badger’s ear set on a fancy silver necklace with the words “All my love and blessed good fortune my darling Letticia, from SJB”
24. The distal phalange of Saint Cumbrey of Grost, in a leather bag
25. A lucky goat udder, sealed in a blessed receptacle
26. An auspicious wrap of owlbear fur and feathers set with lucky heather and a hare’s head
27. A horseshoe-shaped carrot
28. A pickled, seven headed piglet
29. A fortune tortoise, its back painted with lucky runes
30. A piece of red coral that greatly resembles the face of Saint Bethus-o-Twime, the so-called Fluky Saint
31. The sacred skull of Saint Cresp—the world’s only sainted catoblepas
32. Two lucky hamster-sized top-hats labeled luck and timely
33. A soapstone carving of Our Lady of Miniature Topiary and Blessings Involving Poultry
34. A providential left glove of arrow snaring
35. A 10-ft.-high mound of used horseshoes
36. An albatross, mounted on a large plinth, and with the words “fortune favors the foolhardy” in Draconic written on a brass plate
37. An owlbear wishbone
38. A double-headed wedding veil
39. A gold and ruby ladybug
40. A magnificent painting depicting a vast rainbow devouring naughty black puddings and oozes
41. A giant ladybug somehow imprisoned within a circular glass jar just big enough to hold it
42. A lovingly painted miniature on a pebble of Our Lady of Divine Blessed Fortune astride her fortune piglet Scalg
43. A giant-sized wedding veil
44. A mimic in the shape of a wishing well
45. A dead, footless rabbit
46. Seven magpie heads mounted on a cold iron necklace
47. A silver amulet depicting a shooting star and a rampaging herd of dire cattle
48. The ashes of Awrbin Brimmley, the oh-so-lucky Chimney Sweep of Ashby, in a large iron box
49. A charm bracelet with silver horseshoe, copper cricket, and electrum sloth
50. A completely flat, dead black cat