Memoirs of a Lich: Illusion

Memoirs of a Lich: Illusion

Dear Osvaud,

This is Osvaud. People who gravitate toward illusions are the biggest jerks in the wide world of wizardry.

On a related note, we love illusions! Some spells kill, others save, but a properly wielded illusion causes a crippling existential crisis!

The difference between a “good” and a “bad” illusion is all about Levels of Deception. This is a fancy way of saying you need to design lies in stacked layers with each level playing to the cunning possessed by a different audience. Amateurs might get tricked by surface appearances, but even mildly clever people are going to poke crap with an eleven-foot pole. To counter this, you simply create a second deception beneath the first that allows pseudo-smart jokers to think they’ve outwitted you. Most get so caught up in their cleverness that they don’t think to question the second lie.

You can take this further if you want, but I’ve found it starts getting ridiculous once you get more than three layers deep. Regardless, you may want to do so on occasion (or at least vary things up), so people think you are screwing with them when you aren’t. Too often, these efforts go to waste, but the ultimate payoff is occasionally giving someone who brags about their IQ an aneurism.

While this general philosophy can apply to any sort of deception, it works especially well with illusions. Let’s illustrate with phantom trap. This spell only makes a small mechanism permanently seem trapped to people or magic capable of finding traps. However, there’s no reason why you can’t place the spell on an actual trap. Let’s say you put it on a fake trigger for a real trap while the real trigger has been rendered permanently invisible.

The fools blunder into the trap without noticing all your hard work. However, the clever ones figure out there are phantom traps. They are so taken with their insight, they confidently ignore the actual danger. Only a few might catch onto the real underlying threat, but at that point, you win anyway. Once they realize you are playing games three or more levels deep, they become their own worst enemy.

Onto the weirdo, untested ideas we want to try out sometime but should, like, never talk about until we do:

  • Invest a butt-load of money into a carefully planned labyrinthine series of branching magic mouth dialogue responses. Set up personalized insults and mocking along certain themes based on assumed outcomes. In addition, it’d be really funny if magic mouths yodel-screamed for 10 minutes every time they try to sleep.
  • Thermal and smell figments are vastly underrated. Slowly make it seem like the temperature is increasing while the smell of body odor fills the air, or set out a heroes’ feast that really is beneficial but tastes and feels like ice-cold earwax.
  • Magic aura… everything. Make rocks seem magic, magic items seem non-magical, and then put magic auras on magic items to make them seem magical, so they maybe think they aren’t.
  • Set a prismatic wall right behind an illusory wall! Even if they know it’s an illusion, they can’t necessarily see through it. It’ll all be worth it if you can even once convince someone to try and charge through a prismatic wall!

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6 thoughts on “Memoirs of a Lich: Illusion”

  1. Illusory Wall (or greater image) to make a damaged bridge with holes or gaps in it look like it’s in perfect condition. Players walk across and it’s tangible for the first 10-15 feet so they have no reason to suspect when the gap in the middle falls out from under them!

    If you wanna be nice you add a permanently invisible bridge 20 feet under the fake bridge.

    If you wanna be mean again there’s no way out but climbing and that’s when they get ambushed…

  2. Love the article. Thank you. It reminded me of how I need to get back into the art of deception. :) … I really enjoyed setting a trap with an illusion leading the party into the trap. They saw a pit filled with spikes (illusion), with no other way to pass this other than to jump across. The real trap was just past the illusion, with the real pit with poisonous snakes. I loved how our fighter got all excited about doing an extra long jump – right into the pit. :) It also served them to not trust the rest of the dungeon and be more careful. …again, thanks – planning to add a illusion + trap combo in my next session with them.
    DM Tortoyse
    UK

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