In “Redcloak Ruckus,” Adam’s first adventure of the day, the party escaped the collapsing inn, only to follow the kobold wrecking crew into the rioting Kobold Ghetto. In the ghetto, the stalwart adventurers vanquished the kobold antipaladin Gnomesnatcher and his pet basilisk, Rusty, then defeated a huge steam-powered clockwork myrmidon. Unfortunately for the party, the undead mad scientist kobold boss escaped while they fought the automaton. Well, there’s always next PaizoCon!
Adam’s Top Nine Things Overheard at “Grandmother’s Fire” (also known as “The Seven Hours of Spit Takes”)
9. I got one of those “Would you like to be ‘enlarged'” animal messages.
8. She has a monkey on her back. No, really. It’s her familiar.
7. [Barbarian to bard] This is why I can’t take you anywhere nice.
6. I am rubbing restorative ointment on you…slowly.
5. I’m out of ideas…I throw a rock. ::Epic Fail::
4. I like encounters with a happy ending.
3. Dude, where’s my caravan?
2. It’s really hard to “high-five” a paralyzed rogue.
1. I’m not using her as a human shield! I just don’t want those groddy (sic) ghouls to muss my beautiful blonde elven hair!
Are you at a loss for what to run for your next gaming session? Why not check out The Lost City or Streets of Zobeck while you’re here and consider using either for your next session.