Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere.

(So much more than just another bloke in a dress.)

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“Sleep pretty master. Dream. Let me whisper in your ear whilst you slumber, casting my spell as we go. One day, I shall be inside that head of yours, and I shall be the master. For now, my list is complete—you make things too easy for me. ‘A curious market slug,’ you said, ‘must sell strange and obscure objects from even stranger shops and emporiums.’

“Now my simple task is over, and I can once again continue my vigil. Whispering, whispering as I cast my own spell to become you.”

In a city, not every shop sells potions or adventuring items, not every street is given over to smithies and armorers, leatherworkers and carpenters. Some markets have darker, stranger, and rarer traders. Use them to fill your streets, give locations for random street encounters, or as the basis for clues or intrigue. Be varied not only with the exotic nature of goods available in a larger settlement but also in the owners’ and workers’ characters. Are the traders desperate merchants down to their last copper and about to be ousted by cruel landlords, or are they haughty snobs who hold clues they are reluctant to share with friends in high places…

1. Longman Sleen—Purveyor of Skins, Tusks, and Fingers of Beast and Monsters
2. Dark Shorgwell’s Exotic Fish Mart
3. Togwort’s False Teeth and Barbers
4. Hobbyhorses and Fine Singing Birds
5. Magnificent Chimney Sweep Rods by Larkwell
6. Peerless Sables
7. Tanperenemy, Kifman, and Sludd—Rare Tobaccos and Pipes from across the Known World
8. Living Carpets from Kosk
9. Hog Fetishes and Stuffed Lampreys
10. Bat Hide and Gargoyle Gums to Cure All Ills
11. The Dragon Teeth Corner Shop
12. Dragon-Scale Objects by Royal Appointment
13. All Things Owlbear
14. Maester Foffurd Q. Wentwen—Portrait Artist to Kings
15. The Sitar Shop
16. Shortstone’s Luxurious Leather Hats—None Better!
17. The Curious Books About Fish Emporium
18. Chirurgical Attire and Butcher’s Aprons
19. The Powdered Leech Shop
20. Rare Seeds by the Erbedium Company
21. Catchford Quip—Spire Wig Maker to Royalty
22. The Potion Gourd Market
23. Scrimshaw Bulettes and Other Carvings
24. Capable Barm’s Pigment and Paint Hall
25. Cag’s Rag and Bone Yard, Antiquaries Our Specialty
26. Ornate Gates Bazaar
27. The Carven Angelic Anchor and Devil Sail Warehouse
28. The Lobster Boy
29. Cannder Horrage—Fire Beetle Dealer
30. Slott’s Silver-Threaded Slippers and Gowns
31. Barghies’s Dog Armor
32. Yuttman and Sredge—Silver Ballistae Bolt Makers to the Crown
33. Roses’ Carriage-Breads
34. M. Marp—Oiled Cloak Suppliers
35. Singing Coffins by Tirgep
36. The Choker-Skin Book Binding Company
37. The Mammoth Horn Emporia
38. Saints seen in Mundane Objects Entrepot
39. Kobold Skin Attire by T.L. Warrener
40. Zarrs’s Colossal Kites
41. Peacocks and Albino Pheasant Menagerie Suppliers
42. Pig Mask Shop
43. Rare and Exotic Leeches
44. The Gong Emporium
45. False Legs by T. Uldrell
46. Xorn Parts
47. J. Kollis’s Elixirs to Cure Lycanthropes
48. The Animated Objects Bazaar
49. Things in Brine
50. Giant Paper Lanterns
51. Yellow Hats by Karl
52. Leopard and Tiger Skins Market
53. Leather Elephants Decoration House
54. Squard’s Witch Protection and Charm Store
55. Hives by Torrim
56. False Arms by P. Uldrell
57. The Unicorn Horn Brandy Shop
58. Chitin Helms and Armor Establishment
59. Colossal Candles Mart
60. Every Incense
61. Church-Bell Makers of Threem Street
62. The Hound Collar and Leash Bazaar
63. Trained Mastiffs by Ruddjy Gorsewell, Hound Breaker to the Aristocracy
64. The Griffon Training Mercantile Company (Associated with the Pegasus Training Brotherhood)
65. The Green Slime Removal Company
66. Waterclocks by T. Hubbins
67. The Alchemist’s Lab Merchants Warehouse
68. Sailing Ships and Passage by the West Range Seaboard Society
69. The Pantomime Horse Makers and Entertainer’s Outfit Bazaar
70. Ertwin’s Luxury 10-Foot Pole Store
71. The Harpsichord Hall
72. Grand Organs by Tord, Cathedral Organs a Speciality
73. Chains for Beast, Bulls, and Monsters
74. The Choker Blood Physicians Store—Charm the One You Love with a Choker Charm Elixir
75. Life-Size Stone Carvings of Monsters Warehouse
76. Rare Maps and Treatises
77. The Hooded Nun Confessionary Cabinet Company
78. The Ship-On-Land Spice Warehouse
79. Mighty Rope Bazaar
80. The Howdah Trade House
81. H. J. Porris—Ship Figurehead Carvers Extraordinaire
82. Powdered Mice and Other Rodent Components
83. Serendipity Antiquarian’s Hall
84. Flags to Order by Artrim Horb Witwell
85. The Rope Ladder, Hat and Hose Store
86. The Gilt and Liquid Gold Mercantile Society
87. Leaded Window Artisan Courtyard
88. Patril McRoggurt’s Magnificent Coach and Luxury Carriage Warehouse and Workshop
89. The Powder and Perfume for Gentlemen Trading House
90. Great Fishing Nets and Harpoon Company
91. The Black Pig Iron Ingot Company
92. Rare and Exotic Poultry Market and Auction
93. The Silver and Gold Weather Vane Artisan’s Mart
94. Pantaloons and Kirtles
95. Butts, Barrels, and Bags
96. The Black Bread Bakery
97. P. Whatt Builders and Architectural Engineers—Long Ladders and Scaffolding Experts to the Crown
98. The Alembic Market
99. Pews
100. The Exotic Unguent Mart and Bazaar

(For additional exotic shops and curiosities, check out the Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Gamemastery Guide, which the estimable Mr. Pett also contributed to.)