Gnome Pretender

Gnome Pretender

gnomesThe creature before you seems to be a gnomish child yet so immaculately groomed and outlandishly dressed as to resemble a living doll. Its grin is wide and wicked.

A gnome pretender is a creature born of deep and hysterical fear—fear the likes of which only a child can know. Pretenders are fickle and powerful fey, combining a petulant disposition with a nightmarish gift for illusions.

Gnome Pretender (CR 9)

XP 6,400
CE Tiny fey
Init +4; Senses low-light vision; Perception +12 …

AC 17, touch 17, flat-footed 12 (+4 Dex, +1 dodge, +2 size)
hp 66 (12d6+24)
Fort +5, Ref +12, Will +10
Defensive Abilities weightless step, you’re not real; SR 17

Speed 40 ft.; weightless step
Space 2-1/2 ft.; Reach 0 ft.
Spell-Like Abilities (CL 10th)
At will—disguise self, invisibility (self only), major image (DC 17)
3/day—illusory wall (DC 18), nightmare (DC 19), permanent image (DC 20)
1/day—displacement, fear (DC 18), mirage arcana (DC 19), phantasmal killer (DC 18), shadow evocation (DC 19)

Str 5, Dex 18, Con 13, Int 12, Wis 11, Cha 20
Base Atk +6; CMB +8; CMD 22
Feats Acrobatic Steps, Dodge, Iron Will, Mobility, Nimble Moves, Toughness
Skills Acrobatics +16 (+46 when jumping), Bluff +17, Diplomacy +17, Disguise +17, Escape Artist +16, Intimidate +17, Perception +12, Sleight-of-Hand +16, Stealth +24
Languages Common, Gnome, Sylvan

Before Combat A gnome pretender usually underestimates humanoid foes, teasing and toying with them at length and then gloating as its illusory minions emerge from the shadows.

During Combat The pretender lets its “friends” do the fighting, fleeing or confusing foes with illusions and rarely brandishing its offensive abilities.

Morale A pretender’s shaky grasp of reality keeps it from recognizing danger (or even wounds) as real. As long as its “friends” are there, it feels safe. It becomes terrified and flees if they are dispelled or destroyed.

Environment temperate forests, plains, or urban
Organization solitary
Treasure standard

Friends (Sp) One or more monstrosities woven from its own imagination serve every gnome pretender. Use the stats for any creature or group of creatures totaling CR 9, but treat them as if created via greater shadow conjuration (DC 22, CL 14th). They appear as grotesque yet fanciful versions of the creature in question: a giant octopus with a grinning troll’s face, for instance, or a stiffly-mannered mohrg in a finely tailored suit.

A gnome pretender’s friends have unique (invented) personalities and are completely loyal to it. A pretender may summon or dismiss friends as a standard action, but they cannot stray more than 100 ft. from the pretender. They vanish if their maker is slain.

Weightless Steps (Su) The pretender prances about as if in a dream, toes barely brushing the earth. It gains a +4 dodge bonus to AC during any round in which it moves at least 20 ft., as well as benefiting from constant jump and water walk effects.

You’re Not Real (Su) Once per day, a creature who would normally harm a pretender (whether with damage or some other effect) must immediately succeed at a Will save (DC 21). Failure indicates that the attack or effect does nothing and that the attacker suffers 2d6 Charisma damage.

Typical Characteristics

Gnome pretenders are not modest with their magic; girls use disguise self to fabricate enormous dresses and outlandish hairstyles, while boys dream up all manner of princely costumes adorned with strange capes and hats. Beneath the illusions, they are dirty, ragged, and malnourished.


Pretenders are created when gnome children are subjected to unspeakable depredations at the hands of such sadistic beings as stalking bugbears or marauding ogres. Fear and desperation unleash the deepest and darkest currents of gnome magic within the child, saving its life but corrupting it forever.

Some have speculated that these nightmare children echo an older stage of gnomish existence, one which they collectively turned away from when they left the fey world.

Habitat and Society

A pretender drapes its dwelling in layer after layer of permanent illusions, transforming dank caves or musty buildings into fantastical palaces filled with fabulous colors, delicious scents, and enchanting music. Their magic can even mimic texture and flavor, spinning rivers of caramel or fields of licorice.

Gnome pretenders view other beings as playthings, but may nevertheless take a shining to disgruntled children of various races, appearing by their beds at night and luring them away. Pretenders coax these children into telling exaggerated tales of their mistreatments at the hands of adults, after which they delight in tracking the offenders down and visiting gruesome vengeance upon them. These children face utter abandonment on reaching adolescence, feared and reviled by their former kin as their old patron moves on to find younger playmates.

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7 thoughts on “Gnome Pretender”

  1. An excellent critter! Childlike mentality, and fear and wretchedness hidden by faerie glamour are a great touch, and I love the ‘friends’ special ability :-)

    Will definitely be using this one when I run [i]Tales of the Old Margreve[/i].

  2. Thanks for the comments guys!

    I made this a while ago, and in hindsight I think it might be a glass-jawed CR 10; especially considering some of the dastardly things which DMs tend to do when a monster has access to illusions. The gnome is easy to kill with physical attacks, at which point the friends die too, but there are lots of tactics it can use to mitigate that.

    As always, if this sees play in anyone’s game I’d love to hear how it goes; shoot me an email at mahsaikanah-at-yahoo.

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