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Your Whispering Homunculus: For One Night Only—Heavy Snow, Urban

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) [previously] __ “A chill night master. Might you need your warming pan?” “I have no need of mere mortal warmth, […]

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Your Whispering Homunculus: 50 Strange Treasures

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) [previously] __ “Everyone has their price, they say.” “Mightyness?” “Pay attention slimelet, or the teaching stick may make another appearance

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Your Whispering Homunculus: Random Topics of Local Conversation

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) [previously] __ “And what have you learnt, maggot-thing?” “Nothing today master, unless you aren’t aware that a seven-headed pig was

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Your Whispering Homunculus: 50 Local Delicacies

(Illustration by Chris McFann) Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) [previously] __ “Stew!” “Lord?” “Dumplings!” “Master?” “Tripe!” “Your worship?” “All delicious meals in their own right,

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Your Whispering Homunculus: 20 Holy Days

(Illustration by Chris McFann) Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) [previously] __ “Ah, the welcome routine of religious festivals—the harvest, midwinter, spring. Such times of joy

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Your Whispering Homunculus: The Admirable and Seldom Encountered Art of Dwarven Infused Ale

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) [previously] (Illustration by Chris McFann) __ “Gah!” “Master?” “Another failure. My attempts to recreate the ancient recipes and techniques of dwarven

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Your Whispering Homunculus: For One Night Only—Troll-Touched (Part 2 of 2)

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) [previously] __ In this version of the template, things have taken a darker turn with an entire dungeon complex infested

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Your Whispering Homunculus: For One Night Only—Troll-Touched (Part 1 of 2)

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) [previously] __ “It is true, is it not, leechling, that we take after our pets?” “Master?” “A dog for example

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Your Whispering Homunculus: 100 Pointless Objects

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) [previously] __ “Flotsam, jetsam. Do you know their true names, underslug?” “You, lord and master are the brains.” “Indeed I

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Your Whispering Homunculus: 20 Malfunctioning or Disappointing Magics

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) [previously] __ “A moment, slug-thing.” “Lord?” “Magic, magic, magic. Why does magic held in magic items always work? What

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Your Whispering Homunculus: For One Night Only—Heavy Rain and Wind in Urban Environs

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) [previously] __ “Listen to the rain pounding on the rooftops, the waters pouring down swollen guttering and over broken brickwork

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Your Whispering Homunculus: 100 Curious Emporiums

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) [previously] __ “Sleep pretty master. Dream. Let me whisper in your ear whilst you slumber, casting my spell as

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Your Whispering Homunculus: 20 Strange Days and Festivals

“It is true, is it not, slimething, that the worlds we populate are diverse and often horrifying?” “You speak the glorious truth as always, your mightiness.” “Then it should be true also that such peoples may have the strangest reasons for celebration…” A carnival adds color to a settlement, and for most folk, any excuse

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Your Whispering Homunculus: 20 Quick Village Legends

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) [previously] ___ “Lord, you are weary, rest awhile and allow me, your impling, to provide a modicum of gloss to

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Your Whispering Homunculus: When You’re Alone, You’re Alone

Master Pett’s Your Whispering Homunculus presents only the finest in British gaming. Indeed, you are not likely to find a more comprehensive assortment of miscellany anywhere. (So much more than just another bloke in a dress.) [previously] ___ “Tonight, mucoid thing, our brave heroes must venture into the wilds!” “You are so clever master, but

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