10. Regurgitative Drake
9. Pineapple Upside-Down Drake
8. Compost Drake
7. Balled-Up Paper Drake
6. Quiche Drake
5. Statue Drake
4. All Ears Drake
3. Blancmange Drake
2. Plaid Drake
AND THE NUMBER ONE SECRET DRAKE . . .
1. Inside-Out Drake
Midgard Top 10: Drakes Mharoti Keeps Secret
Midgard Top 10: Drakes Mharoti Keeps Secret
No ‘German-Chocolate-Cake-Drake,’ for the Kobold-in-Chief?
What the …?!
No caustic clouds of cocoa powder, or shredded, coconut, breath weapons? No gooey, chocolate-ganache-grappling, and weapon-snatching traits? No hoarded, advent-calendars, or Bavarian, cuckoo-clocks.
No golden-foil-wrapped, CHOCOLATE COINS, FROM STUTTGART?!!
Oh, the shame of it all.
“… My armor is like 10-fold-caramel; my teeth, slivered, pecans; my claws; pastry knives!
-And, my, breath, …”
“– COCONUT!”
There’s always room for cake! (and another nine drakes for a second list)