Wolfgang Baur (left) and Sigfried Trent (right) manning the Kobold booth at Paizocon 2010.
An awesome spread of loot (you can’t even see the traps), dire weasels safely hiding under the table, backs to the corner to keep an eye on everyone, a “secret door” behind for easy escape when (not if) things go badly: it’s a kobold dream-lair come true.
Unfortunately I don’t have the legs for a kilt, but I might have get a t-shirt. I hope I don’t to spend a feat to wear it though.
No feat required! We did almost sell out of the t-shirts at the convention, though; the design is pretty popular.