“I’ve been hiding here for weeks and so far no one has found me — until you! Yes, you. Thanks. Thanks for blowing my cover. Do you know how hard it is to disguise yourself as a Kobold? Seriously, that took some pretty awesome rolls! My disguise skill is phenomenal, and here you go, following an easter egg in through the back door and you find me here. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Oh well, I guess now that I’ve been found out there is only one thing to do. Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way.”
“If you want to be useful, then help me burn it down by clicking around!”
